~ All of the communication skills ~

If you’re over the age of thirteen and still using “The Silent Treatment” as a method for conveying your thoughts and opinions…

The ONLY thing that you’re communicating is that you’re immature, cowardly and rude.

And. You’re a big fat meany-pants poopy butt head with a head for a butt! :p

~ kei
16 September 2016

Fifty Milliseconds of ADD

*Thinking*… vanilla! pffft! trendy crap… fifty shades of bullshit… my sex is better than your sex… *humming*… ♬ better than yours ♪…what’s that tune?… ♪ ♪ La la, lalala… better than your… my hotdog’s better than… la la… this is ridiculous and what is that tune?… ♬cause my dog’s oscar meyer… *sings aloud*… my hotdog’s better than your dog ♬… that’s not right, where the hell did I hear this?… it sounds like a 70’s jingle… it’s a 70’s jingle!
*synapse epiphany aanndd – GO!!*

*sings* 🎼 My dog’s better than your dog, my dog’s better than yours. My dog’s better ’cause he eats Ken-L Ration, my dog’s better than yours!” ♪ ♪

I have remembered a jingle from a K-Tel album but I have left the house and forgotten to put on panties… SMH

The trigger: Aside on Eclectic Unconfined (18+) ~ Welcome to my brain!

~ kei
8 July 2015