Once again, St. Hallmark Day is almost upon us. This means it is time to assault your eyes with my traditional St. Hallmark post. The tradition began on Facebook – that keeper of all events and occasions – several years ago and continues to amuse me. So…
Y’all are my Valentine Victims! Mwa-hahahahaha!! Welcome to the Massacre!
The 2017 edition of my annual mock-a-thon must include a nod to my Valentine.
Sweet Valentine person of mine
You jostle my molecules
Cause a kerfuffle in my bustle
Seems like just yesterday I was nobbut a wee hat trick of a puckling…
No time to poem – gotta go polish the huskies ’cause… Winter Is Coming.
3 November 2016
Working on my Bio…
Meh-ch.com, OutOfBait.com, MarginalSingles.com, GoAshes.com, Who’sRunningTheZoo-sk.com
Must like pets, Sweetums like to sleep in the bed when thunderstorms scare him.
NOTE: I made up these sites. You won’t find your Sweetums on any of these!
29 July 2016
From your favourite Introvert – where can I buy some of these gadgets?!
Chicken Soup for the Introvert
And on the heels of last week’s snow storm; this is not an unusual sight in my city. It keeps this ‘ole lady limber!
Our city snow plough drivers are the coolest 😉
So… Disclaimer. My profile picture isn’t real.
Okay, well… actually it IS real just not the real ME. It will be something very like the real me in fairly short order and is a direct result of my overflowing enthusiasm for my new / old ‘look’ to evolve or perhaps ‘resurrect’ is more accurate. Certainly, it hits the high points of colour, style, fashion aesthetic and all that good stuff. My own hair is transitioning from deep purple to its pale wisteria roots (no pun – okay – yes pun) and I can’t wait!
To justify reneging on my (self-imposed, I bet you didn’t know anyway) steadfast insistence about posting real photographs of my authentic mug, I am creating a #BeFake campaign because #beincognitotemporarily campaign took too long to type! Feel free to join in 🙂
I have no idea why I felt that an explanation was in order but with the amount of ‘judgey judgey’, snarkfest, in-your-face, opinionated foofaraw that happens on Social Media, I deemed it best to preempt it by proudly stepping up and proclaiming: My Gravatar is not real!
It is however, close enough for Rock ‘N Roll.
Well… with a stylist… maybe a professional makeup artist… do you know how frakkin’ hard it is to get these eyeliner wings right??!
23 January 2016
Strands under construction
… of a different stripe
“NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a ‘triple dare you’? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”
A quote from my second favourite Christmas movie – Nightmare Before Christmas – being the first. In the interest of full disclosure, I stuck my tongue to the bumper of my Dad’s car one year. 1972 Impala… delicious!
20 December 2015
For the uninitiated:
From the movie ‘A Christmas Story’.
In a moment of sardonic, ironic, twisted, introspective humour…
I think I could sum up the stages of my love life thus:
Back On The Chain Gang