Can. Not. Poem. Today

I haz the ADD

Sorry guys, I have to run away from the screen. I have the heebie jeebies and need to be outside in the sun.

I’ll be back to answer emails later today. For now, I’m at this park for a reset:



Just. Stop. M’kay. Thanks.

(My face when I see that blue popup for the umpty-thousandth time)

I know, it’s supposed to be a poetry blog but… for the love of Pete! Coudja stop with the “Howdy! How may we help?” already?! Distracting as all hell.

Mmm… find me calorie-free bacon? 2.5 million dollars? my own Caribbean island? Anson Mount on a platter?

Now THAT’s helpful!