Working on my Bio…
NOTE: I made up these sites. You won’t find your Sweetums on any of these!
29 July 2016
I’ll preface this by saying, there is precious little that I haven’t done or tried in my life.
One thing that I have not done is engage in the kind of rampant douchebaggery that I’m seeing everywhere online lately.
Seriously? Par example:
On your Gravatar, you are a married with two children, a less than interested husband and you’re exploring the D/s world with your Master???
For the love of Christ!
Who advertises their adultery to the entire world? I’m sure your children will be thrilled to see this in cache view in the antiquities section of the Internet of the future. How much attention do you think those children are getting? What about the multiple personality wife and mother of many boys? Such devotion! To my man and how many others since?
And please… don’t hand me the line that all these twats use to justify their behaviour: “We’re consenting adults”.
Are you? Are you really now?
I’m pretty sure you’re the same person who sat home eating 4 pints of gourmet ice cream / getting shit-faced on your Dad’s beer, when you found out the captain of the soccer team / cute cashier at McGeneric’s dumped your arse after making out with someone else. Now look at you! Out there doing the same on a much larger scale not caring who gets hurt. Didn’t you learn anything?
If either of you two consenting adults are married, engaged, living together or otherwise hooked up with another human; there is at least one adult who is NOT consenting. More likely it’s two who are not consenting, judging by the new face of WordPress…
Why don’t we ask the other adults involved if they’d like to give their consent? Maybe send them an anonymous toy chest or tool kit, whatever the hell it is. Or how about this? Have the balls to break up with your partner instead of publicly shaming them for all eternity.
I’m wagering we’d see Mount Consent explode like Mount St. Helen’s…
I weep for the future of Humanity.
Just thinking this afternoon…
One fish, two fish
Me fish, you fish
Plenty of fishes
That little fish
What a dish!
But wait what’s this
A Bait and switch
Not rainbow trout
Just a big ole mud pout
All the little fishes
With their fishy little wishes
Swimming in the same old puddle
Same old worms, same old trouble
Plenty of fish? Yeah, well… Maybe
They all look like sharks to me
This little mermaid went to the ocean
This little mermaid crossed the sea
This little mermaid loves a sailor
That has yet to capture she
One fish, two fish
Old fish, new fish
Plenty of shark-ish
Methinks I’ll stay alone-ish
In my lovely, landlocked home
9 April 2015