Since I first heard it, this song by one of my idols – Chrissy Hynde – has been a favourite. This Yule it feels even more en pointe; 2000 miles, 9000 days, one kiss…

Music: The Wallpaper Of My Life

In a moment of sardonic, ironic, twisted, introspective humour…

I think I could sum up the stages of my love life thus:

The Warrior

Back On The Chain Gang