I have traded today’s birthday for this one…
(Dances around the kitchen) It’s my birthday… I can trade if I want to… trade if I want to… Oh shit! I think I threw my back… No. No, wait… That was a knee… or maybe… What the heck is that silvery stuff in my hair?!!
Dagnabbit and tarnation!! (I think those are the correct words for this age group???)
Well I’m off to the store to buy flaming skull decals for my walker and orthotics for my Converse Chucks!!