Cheeseburger Chicanery

I couldn’t have anticipated the disquiet caused by “The Writer’s” thinly disguised taunting of the authorities.

As I sat to enjoy a very late breakfast / lunch at the very establishment that the world now knew was his “feeding” ground for juicy stories; that feeling overwhelmed me like a Limburger burger gone bad.

I glanced about me furtively. Who, I wondered, might be a poisoning, perhaps pilfering pachyderm potentially phishing for pen worthy protagonists among the unsuspecting patrons at the local McDonald’s?

I leapt to my feet, dashed to the door and ran to the Voracious Vegan Veggies-On-Wheels next door!

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(With apologies and snickers to dear AnElephantCant for the inspiration.)

Now… Let’s eat! Do please peruse the phenomenal pennings of the murderously magnificent Sir Elephant for the apéritif 🙂

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8 thoughts on “Cheeseburger Chicanery

    • The Eclectic is a huge fan of mystery
      She is also a lover of food
      When the two come together
      Like fries and a burger
      She’s relentless as good old Hercule

      Ahem. Needs some work, lol!

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