This is the theory which is mine… similar to my Brontosaurus theory – which is also mine – but this is my theory about…

Poets / Crazy Cat Ladies!

The theory is as follows. My theory. The one which is mine. My theory about… How women become crazy cat ladies.

Here is my theory (which is mine). which I present to you now, in its entirety; my theory:

Men – who are really just boys – longer pants, shorter dicks – are the reason that women become crazy cat ladies!

Thank you for listening to the presentation of my theory (the one which is mine)